Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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