DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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