one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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