Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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