What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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