it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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