Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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