I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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