New low: just hacked my moms facebook
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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