that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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