another moral hangover. fuck.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
This is classic penis vs brain.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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