I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I skipped work to stalk him.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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