There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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