As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize