I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Mom said you looked used
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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