Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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