Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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