We need to rekindle our bromance
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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