3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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