Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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