I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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