Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
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