I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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