So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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