If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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