I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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