Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
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