Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Screwed.edu
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Randomize
