Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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