At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
this is an emotional support booty call
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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