Whod you bang
That's intense
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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