I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
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