2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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