my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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