oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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