you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
