dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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