Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Life is so much better after having sex.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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