Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
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