i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
