I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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