she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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