Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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