i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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