i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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