I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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