thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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