Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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