Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Randomize
