very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
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