you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
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