I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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