I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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