The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
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