'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
I understand Curling. That high.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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